|Genre:||Science fiction short story|
|Preceded by:||They Do It with Mirrors|
|Followed by:||Jerry Was a Man|
A physical chemist and his wife, who have been in residence in Luna City on the Moon for some time, spend much of their time volubly regretting having ever left Earth. They decide to return “dirt‐side,” only to discover that the Earth of their imaginations bears only the faintest of resemblances to the actuality, which includes things unheard of in Luna, like smog, unpleasant weather, the common cold, and repairmen who refuse to make house calls.